He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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