So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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