In the future we'll all be gay
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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