No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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