Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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