I'm going to jail i love you
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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