you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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