these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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