I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize