can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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