school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize