He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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