I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize