Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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