If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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