Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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