Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
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I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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