spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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