Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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