dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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