if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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