So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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