I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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