just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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