it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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