dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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