i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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