I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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