Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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