She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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