my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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