The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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