from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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