playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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