Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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