areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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