i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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