just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Couch. On fire.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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