and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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