Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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