I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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