then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Even my vagina gasped.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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