Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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