I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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