I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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