i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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