it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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