Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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