Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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