so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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