He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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