Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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